OK Glass - Email Address

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“Nostalgia is the most
 toxic impulse of all.”

John Hodgman, November 18, 2008 (the day I turned 17)

“Nostalgia is the most
 toxic impulse of all.”

John Hodgman, November 18, 2008 (the day I turned 17)
I've got two problems
The computer don't believe me when I say I'm not a robot
The computer don't believe me when I say I'm not a robot
The computer don't believe me when I say I'm not a robot
The computer don't believe me when I say I'm not a robot
Is it operating on some definition that I don't get?
Is it operating on some definition that I don't get?
Is it operating on some definition that I don't get?
Is it operating on some definition that I don't get?
This skeleton clock on this skeletal arm offers no support
This skeleton clock on this skeletal arm offers no support
This skeleton clock on this skeletal arm offers no support
This skeleton clock on this skeletal arm offers no support
But I don't need any more
But I don't need any more
My baby's got an email address and a bulletproof vest and a latte
My baby's got an email address and a bulletproof vest and a latte
My baby's got an email address and a bulletproof vest and a latte
And when she goes to stand at her desk at her posting station all day
And when she goes to stand at her desk at her posting station all day
And when she goes to stand at her desk at her posting station all day
My numbers start to grow
My numbers start to grow


I lost my moirail
And I've been running through my B list 'cause I overfed my As
And I've been running through my B list 'cause I overfed my As
And I've been running through my B list 'cause I overfed my As
And I've been running through my B list 'cause I overfed my As
There are only certain ambulances I'd let take me away
There are only certain ambulances I'd let take me away
There are only certain ambulances I'd let take me away
There are only certain ambulances I'd let take me away
'Cause when I left my heart in San Fernando
'Cause when I left my heart in San Fernando
My online girlfriend faxed it back
My online girlfriend faxed it back
And I need nothing else
And I need nothing else
My baby's got an email address and a bulletproof vest and a latte
My baby's got an email address and a bulletproof vest and a latte
My baby's got an email address and a bulletproof vest and a latte
And when she goes to stand at her desk at her posting station all day
And when she goes to stand at her desk at her posting station all day
And when she goes to stand at her desk at her posting station all day
My numbers start to grow
My numbers start to grow
And I feel the ratio
And I feel the ratio
Yeah, my numbers start to grow
Yeah, my numbers start to grow







I live for the content
I live for the content
I live for the content
Where was the algorithm in your absence?
Where was the algorithm in your absence?
Where was the algorithm in your absence?
I live for the content
I live for the content
I live for the content
Don't you leave me alone on the internet
Don't you leave me alone on the internet
Don't you leave me alone on the internet
Don't you leave me alone on the internet






My baby's got an email address
My baby's got an email address
My baby's got an email address
My baby's got an email address
My baby's got an email address
My baby's got an email address
And I watch my numbers grow
And I watch my numbers grow
Yeah, I watch them grow and grow
Yeah, I watch them grow and grow
Yeah, they grow
Yeah, they grow
Yeah, they grow